The Funny Lion El Nido
The Funny Lion

Funny Lion El Nido

upscaleBoutique Hotel / Resort
Price Tier
Upscale
Property Type
Boutique Hotel / Resort
Insider Tip
1/6

Book Friday nights to catch the Fire Grill Buffet at Hunt Restaurant — PHP 999 nett per person.

Why It Matters

Michelin Guide-recommended and ranked #1 in El Nido. Condé Nast Johansens Best Value Experience 2025 and Best Service 2026. Smart Travel Asia Top 10 Sustainable, New, and Best Value Hotels in Asia. The standout is the staff — multiple reviewers describe being greeted by name throughout the stay.

The Funny Lion is a playful, eco-chic boutique resort sitting right in El Nido's town center — a deliberate choice that puts you steps from dive shops, boat tour operators, and the bus and ferry terminals. The 50 rooms are compact at 26 sqm but smartly designed with locally sourced materials, breezy pool-view balconies, and small luxuries that make post-adventure downtime genuinely comfortable. It's Michelin Guide-listed, ranked No. 1 in El Nido by travelers, and has earned recognition from Condé Nast Johansens and Smart Travel Asia — and it earns those accolades mainly through service that actually remembers your name.

BrandThe Funny Lion
TypeBoutique Hotel / Resort
Price Tierupscale
LocationEl Nido, Philippines

Where You'll Stay

2 room types available

Cub Room
Standard Twin

Cub Room

The entry-level room does twin beds at 26 sqm. Compact but well-thought-out: pool-view balcony, mini-fridge stocked with complimentary drinks, coffee and tea setup, and organic toiletries. Works well for two friends or a parent with a young child. Maximum occupancy is 2 adults plus 1 child aged 6 and under.

2 Twin Beds · 26 sqm
Pool-view balcony/terraceMini-refrigerator with complimentary drinksCoffee and tea making facilitiesIn-room safe
King Room
Standard King

King Room

Same 26 sqm footprint as the Cub Room but with a king bed — the go-to for couples. Balcony looks out over the pool, and the room ships all the same kit: stocked fridge, tea and coffee, organics, safe, and the notably comfortable beds that get called out in almost every guest review. Maximum occupancy is 2 adults plus 1 child aged 6 and under.

1 King Bed · 26 sqm
Pool-view balcony/terraceMini-refrigerator with complimentary drinksCoffee and tea making facilitiesIn-room safe

Eat & Drink

3 venues on property

Spa & Wellness

On Property

How you'll actually spend your days.

Land Activity
Archery

Available at Papaya Beach per guest reviews.

CyclingComplimentary

Complimentary bicycles available for guests to explore the town and surroundings.

Water Activity
Diving

Diving arrangements can be made through the concierge; several dive shops are within walking distance of the hotel.

Island-Hopping Tours

The hotel organizes El Nido's classic island-hopping routes, with access to Snake Island in Bacuit Bay, Big Lagoon (steep limestone cliffs surrounding turquoise-green water), and Small Lagoon (best limestone rock formations in the area). The concierge helps book and coordinate.

Snorkeling

Available as part of island-hopping tour packages arranged through the hotel.

Dining Experience
Friday Fire Grill Buffet

Weekly Friday night grill event at Hunt Restaurant. PHP 999 nett per person — all-you-can-eat spread of grilled dishes.

Beach
Papaya Beach AccessComplimentary

Complimentary daily access to Papaya Beach via the hotel's shuttle service. The beach has a volleyball net, hammocks, and swings — and it's notably less crowded than El Nido's main beaches. One of the most-praised perks at the property.

Amenities & Practical Info

The details that matter for planning.

Accessibility
No Elevator

The property has no lift — guests with mobility needs should be aware.

Connectivity
Free Wi-FiComplimentary

Complimentary Wi-Fi throughout rooms and public areas. Speeds of 25+ Mbps reported.

Dining
Free Breakfast BuffetComplimentary

Complimentary breakfast buffet included with stays. American, Asian, and continental options. Staff-praised for quality and variety — reviewers specifically note the crispy bacon never runs out.

Parking
Free ParkingComplimentary
Recreation
Outdoor Swimming PoolComplimentary

Sits in the middle of the property, surrounded by the Hunt Restaurant terrace and room balconies. Open daily 7am–10pm.

Gym / Fitness CenterComplimentary

Equipped with modern fitness facilities for guests. No published hours confirmed.

Services
Babysitting
Dry Cleaning / Laundry Service
Room Service

Available during limited hours.

Luggage StorageComplimentary
24-Hour Front DeskComplimentary
Concierge ServiceComplimentary

Staff assist with tour bookings, local recommendations, and transport arrangements.

Transportation
Airport Shuttle

Paid airport transfer service to/from Lio Airport (12 km). Book in advance.

Papaya Beach ShuttleComplimentary

Complimentary scheduled shuttle service to Papaya Beach for all hotel guests.

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